69 MAKES ME HORNY
It's the best number, according to 1 instagram poll! Of course it makes us all horny, we've been giggling about the sex number since we were 13 years old.
Does anybody know the speed limit of sex? It's 68, because at 69 you have to turn around!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Cleans up bodily fluids as well as a shirt
• Looks great crumpled up on the floor
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Does anybody know the speed limit of sex? It's 68, because at 69 you have to turn around!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Cleans up bodily fluids as well as a shirt
• Looks great crumpled up on the floor
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |
