AMERICA MAKES ME HORNY
GOD DAMN I PUT THIS SHIRT ON AND A BALD EAGLE CAME AND LANDED ON MY ARM IMMEDIATELY! Do you fuckin' love America? Have you been around since 1776 flying the stars and bars? Then buy this fuckin' shirt!
This product is made in America, printed in America, and drop shipped. It may take up to 2 weeks to show up, so order by June 15th to be sure to have it by July 4th!
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Heavily involved in the pursuit of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched
• Blank products sourced from the US
This product is made in America, printed in America, and drop shipped. It may take up to 2 weeks to show up, so order by June 15th to be sure to have it by July 4th!
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Heavily involved in the pursuit of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched
• Blank products sourced from the US
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 30-32 | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 48-50 | 50-52 |
| Waist (inches) | 28-30 | 30-32 | 32-33 | 33-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-48 |
