BASE JUMPING MAKES ME HORNY

BASE Jumping! Fuck yeah! How low can you go? If you've ever done a BASE jump, then you KNOW that you need this shirt. It won't work as a pilot chute, but it sure as hell will get you laid in Twin Falls, maybe. Going to Moab? Then you'll definitely need this shirt so you can find a place to shower off all the dust from humping, I mean JUMPING there.

This product drop ships so it might take up to 2 weeks to show up at your door! 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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