BIG BUMPS MAKE ME HORNY
It's all about straight skis and bumps the size of a VW Bus! If you're into those pansy-ass moguls in a comp, then you can have your olympics to yourself. Instead, we'll be crushing beers and slaying ass in the all natural ALTA moguls made by SKIERS ONLY. Once upon a time our main ambassador looked at the olympic moguls and decided they weren't big enough, so he opted out of competing in Sochi 2014.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 200cm or longer, always
• Dinner roll spread eagle
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 200cm or longer, always
• Dinner roll spread eagle
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |