BIKINIS MAKE ME HORNY

Well what are you doing buying a t-shirt? Just wear the fuckin' bikini!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Better at UV protection than bikinis
• Totally better just crumpled up on the beach or boat
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua