BOATING MAKES ME HORNY
There's a big difference between boating and sailing. Sailing means doing hard work, like navigating wind and hosting sails and coming about. Boating is more like get drunk on a boat and wake up with a nasty sunburn. Boating also involves a lot more wet t-shirt contests, which this shirt is perfect for! Pour the rum!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Totally boaty
• Floats but also might not
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Totally boaty
• Floats but also might not
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |