BOATS MAKE ME HORNY
Boats and hoes! Boats and hoes Gotta get me more boats and hoes! The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, I'll do you in the bottom while we're drinking sangria! Nachos and lemonheads on my dad's boat, you won't go down cause this shirt can float!
Buy this fuckin' t-shirt and have a wet t-shirt party on your dad's boat!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Makes your ass look great on a boat
• Actually helps with going down, but not like sinking to the bottom of the ocean. You know ;)
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Buy this fuckin' t-shirt and have a wet t-shirt party on your dad's boat!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Makes your ass look great on a boat
• Actually helps with going down, but not like sinking to the bottom of the ocean. You know ;)
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua