BOSTON MAKES ME HORNY
BOSTON! WOOOHOO! Home of the greatest sports teams ever, the American Revolution, and so many great things! Buy this T-shirt and throw some tea in the harbor, then walk into Fenway Park like you own the place and slam one over the Green Monster. Once slamming homers into the Citgo sign gets boring, ride the Charlie around a bit.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 100% better than New York City
• More Super Bowl appearances than any other team
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 100% better than New York City
• More Super Bowl appearances than any other team
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |