CANYONEERING MAKES ME HORNY
Do you like getting into wet, dirty, dark holes for hours and hours? Do you sometimes spread your legs and trust the rubber? Do you also like to get freaky with ropes and harnesses and shit? Then sounds like CANYONEERING MAKES YOU HORNY!!! Buy this shirt and wear it through a canyon so your other shirt doesn't get as beat up!
This product drop ships and may take up to 2 weeks before arriving, so plan your t-shirt ordering accordingly with your canyon trips.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Known to help ghosting efforts
• Partial guarantee that the rope won't get stuck
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
This product drop ships and may take up to 2 weeks before arriving, so plan your t-shirt ordering accordingly with your canyon trips.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Known to help ghosting efforts
• Partial guarantee that the rope won't get stuck
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
