CARRIE MAKES ME HORNY
Carrie! She's a mega-babe! Schwing! She has a high strokeability factor. Why don't you tell her how you really feel next time you see her by wearing this shirt! Results are guaranteed, but no certain results are guaranteed.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Makes your ass look 69% better to Carrie
• Crumples up excellently on Carrie's bedroom floor
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Makes your ass look 69% better to Carrie
• Crumples up excellently on Carrie's bedroom floor
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| LENGTH (WORLDWIDE) | WIDTH (WORLDWIDE) | LENGTH (EAST ASIA) | WIDTH (EAST ASIA) | |
| S (inches) | 28 | 18 | 26 ⅜ | 18 ½ |
| M (inches) | 29 ¼ | 20 | 27 ½ | 19 ¾ |
| L (inches) | 30 ¼ | 22 | 28 ¾ | 20 ⅞ |
| XL (inches) | 31 ¼ | 24 | 29 ½ | 22 |
| 2XL (inches) | 32 ½ | 26 | 30 ¼ | 23 ¼ |
| 3XL (inches) | 33 ½ | 28 |
