CHAIR LIFTS MAKE ME HORNY
Well hell fuckin' yeah they do! They are the magic carpets to take skiers and mountain bikers up the mountain and Jerry down the mountain! They've like 420 volts and 80085 watts of pure power. They also need regular lubrication, so put this shirt on, and lube the fuck outta that chair!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fuckin' new guy doesn't know lefty loosey righty tighty
• Maybe the official uniform of Doppelmayr and Poma
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fuckin' new guy doesn't know lefty loosey righty tighty
• Maybe the official uniform of Doppelmayr and Poma
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |