CHRISTINE MAKES ME HORNY
Yeah! She's a mega babe! She's got cool ass hair and has extraordinarily good taste in sunglasses! Of course she makes you horny, so put this shirt on so she can take it off and crumple it up on the floor next to her bed!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Makes your ass look great
• Seduces Christine 69% faster than other shirts
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Makes your ass look great
• Seduces Christine 69% faster than other shirts
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |