COASTAL GEOMORPHOLOGY MAKES ME HORNY
Do changing river deltas just get you wet? Well then this is the fuckin' shirt for you! Have you ever looked at a beach and just quivered at the thought of how waves erode them and slowly pull sediment out to sea? Golly, just thinking about how coasts change over time is getting us thrilled. Buy this shirt for a lover, then be astounded at how good it looks while catching crabs at the beach!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Way sexier than soil science
• 69% compatible with sea water for wet t-shirt contests
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Way sexier than soil science
• 69% compatible with sea water for wet t-shirt contests
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |