CORNER CANYON MAKES ME HORNY
CORNER CANYON MAKES ME HORNY
CORNER CANYON MAKES ME HORNY
CORNER CANYON MAKES ME HORNY

CORNER CANYON MAKES ME HORNY

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It's got 100 miles or so of buttery smooth perfectly graded mountain bike trails! Of course it makes you horny! Put one of these shirts on and go hit the jumps on Levitate!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Like road biking on dirt
• Barely even engages the suspension
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼
Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼
CORNER CANYON MAKES ME HORNY
CORNER CANYON MAKES ME HORNY