EMILY MAKES ME HORNY
Is it Emily's birthday? Or maybe Valentine's Day? Do you want to embarrass her a lot? Then buy this fuckin' t-shirt!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Makes your ass look great to Emily
• 69% more likely to get Emily into bed with you
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Makes your ass look great to Emily
• 69% more likely to get Emily into bed with you
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |