FLOATPLANES MAKE ME HORNY
FLOATPLANES MAKE ME HORNY
FLOATPLANES MAKE ME HORNY
FLOATPLANES MAKE ME HORNY
FLOATPLANES MAKE ME HORNY

FLOATPLANES MAKE ME HORNY

Regular price $16 Unit price  per 

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Grab one of these shirts, jump in the cockpit, and play with the mixture knob as you see fit. These shirts are guaranteed to help you burn gas and eat ass. How much more of a description do you want? It's a fuckin' t-shirt with black letters on white fabric. It says FLOAT PLANES MAKE ME HORNY.

Designed only to be worn by those who are best in the bush!

• 100% cotton
• Great for wet t-shirt contests
• Can get wet, just like floatplanes
• Extra good in the cockpit if you know what we mean ;)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
FLOATPLANES MAKE ME HORNY
FLOATPLANES MAKE ME HORNY
FLOATPLANES MAKE ME HORNY