FLOATPLANES MAKE ME HORNY
Grab one of these shirts, jump in the cockpit, and play with the mixture knob as you see fit. These shirts are guaranteed to help you burn gas and eat ass. How much more of a description do you want? It's a fuckin' t-shirt with black letters on white fabric. It says FLOAT PLANES MAKE ME HORNY.
Designed only to be worn by those who are best in the bush!
• 100% cotton
• Great for wet t-shirt contests
• Can get wet, just like floatplanes
• Extra good in the cockpit if you know what we mean ;)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Designed only to be worn by those who are best in the bush!
• 100% cotton
• Great for wet t-shirt contests
• Can get wet, just like floatplanes
• Extra good in the cockpit if you know what we mean ;)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |