FLYING MAKES ME HORNY
Have you ever flown anything? Then hell fuckin' yeah you know it makes you horny. Airplanes, helicopters, blimps, hang gliders, whatever, it's all damn fun! Wear this shirt to make all the other pilots know that you actually mean it!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Not a parachute
• Useful for cleaning oil off a dipstick during preflight
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Not a parachute
• Useful for cleaning oil off a dipstick during preflight
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |