GROOMERS MAKE ME HORNY
Do you work all night and sleep all day? Well then, buy this fuckin' t-shirt! It's guaranteed to get you laid faster than telling that hottie patroller that you drive a Prinoth, maybe. Put this t-shirt on, post a picture online of your own corduroy, and get yourself off because well all know that groomers can't get laid!
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Always refills the cat before tomorrow
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Always refills the cat before tomorrow
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Shirt Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 21 5/8 | 23 5/8 | 25 5/8 |
| Shirt Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| Chest to fit (inches) | 34-37 | 38-41 | 42-45 | 46-49 | 50-53 |
