GROWING PEPPERS MAKES ME HORNY

Well yeah, a nice spicy pepper is pretty fun. Especially if you cultivate it yourself and watch it grow into a beautiful, spicy fruit. Homegrown peppers are best enjoyed by cutting them with bare hands, not washing hands, and then immediately fondling genitalia. Even better if mouths are involved.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Totally home grown in your mom's basement
• Picante
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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