HANG GLIDING MAKES ME HORNY
Do you love shoving the battens, only to take a nap under the shade your hang glider provides because the wind is not right? Well then, buy this fuckin' t-shirt! When you're not soaring around, you might as well laugh!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Helps fly bigger distance than your buddy on launch
• No king post
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Helps fly bigger distance than your buddy on launch
• No king post
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
