HIKING MAKES ME HORNY

Do you like hiking? Do you pride yourself on hiking CO 14ers or NH 4000 footers? What about through hiking long ass trails? Whatever stupid reason you give for hiking, just let the world know that it makes you horny. It doesn't matter if you like nature, like exercise, or just plain like to walk uphill for hours just to walk downhill like an idiot. Just buy this shirt, go hiking in it, and get laid!

Have you hike Mt. Whitney? Then you know how special 14505 is. If you haven't, look it up and get inspired. The feeling of being on the highest mountain in the contiguous 48 states is hard to beat, but this shirt is competitively priced. Some people have to hike the whole damn way up the mountain to feel like 14505, but for just $30, you can buy this shirt. 

Buy 5 or more and get 15% off and free shipping!