HOCKEY MAKES ME HORNY
Grab your Tims and let's go play some puck bud! For those of us north of the border, it's real important that we skate to work, play puck at lunch, and skate back home, uphill, in the dark, being chased by moose. It's our lifeblood, so fuckin' put on a t-shirt and get real keen to giver out on the pond!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Matches your toque real good
• Guaranteed to maybe make you play like Wayne Gretzky
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Matches your toque real good
• Guaranteed to maybe make you play like Wayne Gretzky
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |