JORDAN MAKES ME HORNY
Do you love Jordan? Does he or she get you real excited? Then buy this shirt and wear it for about 30 seconds before they tear it right off of you!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Totally makes you more attractive to Jordan
• 69% likelihood they'll cook you dinner tonight if you wear this shirt
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Totally makes you more attractive to Jordan
• 69% likelihood they'll cook you dinner tonight if you wear this shirt
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |