JORTS MAKE ME HORNY
Yeah jorts! Ride your bike in them, rollerblade in them, and generally know that your preferred method of birth control is going to be put to the test while wearing both this shirt and jorts at the same time!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Totally jives with denim
• Buy in a larger size to cover your jorts and make it look like you're wearing a dress
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Totally jives with denim
• Buy in a larger size to cover your jorts and make it look like you're wearing a dress
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |