LAS VEGAS MAKES ME HORNY T
FUCK YEAH! Throw this on right before you get married by an Elvis impersonator on the strip! Wear it while you play slots! Wear it while you wake up not knowing why you are missing a tooth!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Guaranteed to maybe win it all!
• Strippers will actually fall in love with you if you wear this
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Guaranteed to maybe win it all!
• Strippers will actually fall in love with you if you wear this
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |