MOUNTAIN BIKING MAKES ME HORNY 2
Well hell fuckin' yeah it does! Mountain biking is fuckin' rad, getting all sweaty and dirty and excited! This shirt is 69 grams lighter than another shirt, so make sure your road bike twink friends know that. Made of grade 420 carbon fiber cotton, this shirt is sure to smoke your bros on the uphill and on the downhill too!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• If worn by Steve Pete, will get 2nd place
• Make sure to wear this and then make fun of bike users for riding a bike that you can't afford
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• If worn by Steve Pete, will get 2nd place
• Make sure to wear this and then make fun of bike users for riding a bike that you can't afford
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |