MUSTACHES MAKE ME HORNY
WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAN! GET INSIDE MY GOLD TRANS AM
YOUR SWEET-ASS MULLET CAUGHT MY EYE
NOW YOU GOT ME JONESING FOR A MUSTACHE RIDE
WE ALL KNOW THAT THE MUSTACHE IS CRITICAL MUSTACHE RIDE EQUIPMENT.
CAN'T GIVE MUSTACHE RIDES WITHOUT A MUSTACHE
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 69% clit tickling
• Never gets bits of food stuck in it
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
YOUR SWEET-ASS MULLET CAUGHT MY EYE
NOW YOU GOT ME JONESING FOR A MUSTACHE RIDE
WE ALL KNOW THAT THE MUSTACHE IS CRITICAL MUSTACHE RIDE EQUIPMENT.
CAN'T GIVE MUSTACHE RIDES WITHOUT A MUSTACHE
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 69% clit tickling
• Never gets bits of food stuck in it
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
