PADDLING MAKES ME HORNY

Do you love to kayak, canoe, SUP, or get kinky with some spankings? This is the right fuckin' t-shirt for you! For anybody who loves to get wet in small boats, this shirt is bonafide 100% shirt! It's great for Class 5+ river raging, lazy rivers, and all sorts of other wet and wild activities. Is doing yoga on a SUP more your style? If that activity is too zen bro for you, then slap on one of these shirts, grab a beer, and get to paddling. Is spanking more your style? Well, guess this will be the only article of clothing you need.