PARAGLIDING MAKES ME HORNY

As hot as a CCC glider, this shirt is sure to make you the most delightful snack on the hill. Paraglider pilots are weird, so while the odds are good, the goods are odd. This shirt may guarantee that the odds become certain, but it still means that the goods are odd. Either way, wear this while waiting for your retrieve driver and you'll for sure be greeted with cold beer!

This product drop ships and make take up to two weeks to arrive at your door! 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ripstop nylon with sharknose technology
• Better glide than your buddy
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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