PLANTS MAKE ME HORNY - Horny T-Shirts

PLANTS MAKE ME HORNY

Regular price $30 Unit price  per 

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Are you a crazy plant lady or plant man or do you need to gift this to a crazy plant lady or plant man? This shirt does a helluva job making the wearer look super sexy while they water plants, think about watering plants, or otherwise nurture house plants. Fuck, even lumberjacks can wear this shirt and love the plants that they are slicing and dicing.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28