POWER TOOLS MAKE ME HORNY
Do you have a rockin' dad bod and want to bild a big deck with a lot of wood? Then buy this fuckin' t-shirt and head to the lumberyard! Let all the other rad dads know that you're going to be the most energized guy in the whole area! If you're giving somebody a new power tool soon, then buy this shirt and throw it in the box for them!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 69 amp, 420 volt, totally awesome, super amazing at making lots of cuts
• eye protection required
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 69 amp, 420 volt, totally awesome, super amazing at making lots of cuts
• eye protection required
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |