RAFTING MAKES ME HORNY - Horny T-Shirts

RAFTING MAKES ME HORNY

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Ever floated down a river on a raft? Well get fuckin' wet! Put this t-shirt on to protect your body from the sun, but also to win a wet t-shirt contest! My grandfather won the World Rafting Wet T Shirt Contest in 1978 with this T, so you should be able to do it 50 or so years later!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Don't pee in the groover
• Smells like camp fire when it's been around a campfire
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼
Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼