SARALYNN MAKES ME HORNY
Damn Andrew, you've got yourself a total babe on your hands! SHWING! She rates high on the strokeability scale! Buy this t-shirt and wear it on your next date in public to embarrass the shit out of her. If she doesn't dump you after that, she's worth keeping at least until you get your birthday presents
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Makes your ass way more smackable
• 69% of the time it works every time
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Makes your ass way more smackable
• 69% of the time it works every time
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
