SCIENCE MAKES ME HORNY
Well hell fuckin' yeah! Silicon and lubricants wouldn't have been discovered without science, so of course it makes us horny! Put one of these on under a lab coat and dazzle your lab partner. Hopefully they'll run an experiment on how quickly they can take this shirt off!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Caution: Slippery when wet
• Scientifically proven to be extra good for seduction
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Caution: Slippery when wet
• Scientifically proven to be extra good for seduction
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |
