SKIMO IS NEITHER
Well well well, it's clearly not skiing because it's barely sliding down the mountain with any style and it's clearly not mountaineering because they're just hiking really fast up the hill, so why the fuck is it called SKIMO which is short for ski mountaineering? Put this shirt on at your nearest run up the hill and shit your pants on the way down race. It's lighter than that DoNotFit suit and totally goes with your stupid looking rock climbing helmet. If you play your cards right, you might get a partner to tow you up the hill!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Goes great with mohair skins
• Collects sweat stains real good
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Goes great with mohair skins
• Collects sweat stains real good
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |