SKIMO MAKES ME HORNY
Did you know that SkiMo is neither? Here's why! It's not skiing because it's not about traveling downhill on skis, it's about travelling uphill, which is just hiking. It's not mountaineering, because no SkiMo racer bro ever actually summited a big mountain in their twink suit. It's just fucking running around at ski areas with poor excuses for skis and just getting really tired and out of breath.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Great VO2 MAX rate
• It's like road biking for skiers
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Great VO2 MAX rate
• It's like road biking for skiers
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |