SKYDIVING MAKES ME HORNY - Horny T-Shirts

SKYDIVING MAKES ME HORNY

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It's a fuckin' t-shirt that tells the entire DZ that you're probably turned on right now. Swoopers should buy two. One for them and one for whoever drives the ambulance. Bellyflyers will double their tinder matches, but we all know that doubling 0 is still 0. A USPA E license will be required for purchase. Do you really need to read the description for a fuckin' t-shirt that says SKYDIVING MAKES ME HORNY? Quit reading and buy a few and go jump your nipples off.
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