SNOWBOARDING MAKES ME HORNY
Do you love snowboarding? Always sitting on your ass in the middle of the run, having more fun on powder days than skiers, and being banned from Deer Valley and Alta? If so, buy this fuckin' t-shirt! Wear it with pride, and tell skiers how the parabolic tech, terrain parks, and generally having fun SAVED skiing in the late 90's. It's made of 100% shirt, without any bullshit weir-ass tech fabric with wicking and anti-stink capabilities, so you can enjoy sitting on whatever skiers aren't sitting on, because we know they're all sitting on a high horse.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |