TETONS MAKE ME HORNY
Do you live in the Tetons? Is it because you're so much radder than everybody else around you, and there's nowhere else on planet earth that can satisfy your need for extreme terrain, extreme fitness, and extreme stoke? Well here's a shirt for you to show off to all those damn Californians and Texans pricing you out of your $2000 bedroom rental.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 100% better than your neighbor at skiing
• Did a picnic faster than you, but it's just a picnic, not a race
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 100% better than your neighbor at skiing
• Did a picnic faster than you, but it's just a picnic, not a race
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |