TODD CHEN MAKES ME HORNY

TODD CHEN MAKES ME HORNY

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Well hell fuckin' yeah he does! He's a helluva mogul skier, a total bro, and one of the most attractive men in the Wasatch. Did you know that when he does pushups, he doesn't really push himself up, he pushes the world down?

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 100% babe slayer
• This shirt looks great crumped up on Rachel's floor
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼
Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼