

TWO STROKES MAKE ME HORNY
Dirt bikes, snowmobiles, ATV's, and having sex are all better with two strokes instead of four! Buy this fuckin' t-shirt if you love two strokes way more than four strokes. Also buy this fuckin' t shirt if you can only last two strokes like the weirdos who run this website.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• More horsepower than a 4 stroke
• Perfect for throttle therapy
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• More horsepower than a 4 stroke
• Perfect for throttle therapy
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
