UTAH MAKES ME HORNY
Utah is a pretty fantastic place. The Mormon Church is based there, the Wasatch range, the desert, and a bunch of other cool shit goes on. It's even where the Bonneville salt flats are, where vehicles can fly through a mile almost faster than most people reading this can finish in bed. Buy this shirt to show that you love all things (or just some things) Utah!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Possibly endorsed by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
• Likely to make people from southern California tell you that California is better
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Possibly endorsed by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
• Likely to make people from southern California tell you that California is better
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |