VACCINES MAKE ME HORNY
Vaxxed, Waxed, and READY FOR ACTION! Get stabbed with a Fauci Ouchie, buy this t-shirt, wax your crotch, and update your dating profile saying that you're single (or not) and ready to mingle.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Looks great crumpled up on the floor of a lover
• Makes you 69% more attractive
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Looks great crumpled up on the floor of a lover
• Makes you 69% more attractive
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |