WEDDINGS MAKE ME HORNY
Do you fuckin' love weddings? With all that love in the air, might as well see if you can get a nice new friend to dance the night away with you! Better yet, get one of these for every team member and have a tie-dye bachelor or bachelorette party! It also comes as a crop top for those who want to get a sunburn on their bellybutton!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Attracts hot people
• Smells like champagne and cake
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Attracts hot people
• Smells like champagne and cake
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
